A Really Different Place

Don’t be misled by the title, this is a pro-Shakespeare post. It is the title of the Hocker Grove play this year though. Basically it’s a giant medley of Shakespeare plays with a twist. I am privileged to get the third largest role as Macbeth. For those of you who don’t know the story of Macbeth, I play a power-crazed general who becomes overcome with greed and ends up killing the king and his sons to take over the throne. He ends up being killed by Macduff in an epic sword fight at the end. I told you there were twists right, well, the epic sword fight scene is being done using lightsabers. Anyways, you should all come to Hocker Grove’s production of I Hate Shakespeare, its in the last week of January.

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After the death of our king, the war stopped. The enemy went around, throwing knights in the dungeon, making slaves of the rest. The man who about killed me became the new king, and Crystal the new queen.

                I was about to be put in the group with the slaves, but then a voice rang out.

                “Wait! She is one of the knights!” Crystal yelled.

                The men looked surprised.

                “Are you sure?” One of the thicker men yelled back, confused.

                “Yes, she is the one who almost ruined our plan! Throw her in the dungeon for now, I’ll deal with her later,” Crystal snapped.

                “Yes, my queen,” They said instantly, not wanting to risk the dungeon

                They grabbed me, and shoved me down into the dungeon, then shoved the door shut after me.

                As my eyes adjusted to the dark, I saw a familiar face.

                “Master York!”I cried out, surprised.

                 “They made the mistake of putting us in the same dungeon cell,” He chuckled. “I am already working on a plan of escape,”

                I leaned forward, eager to hear.

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Cleo was badly injured! You could see that the sword went through her hand, and I could not tell if the king was alive or dead. I panicked.

                “Master York!” I cried out, as loud as I could. I heard footsteps, and then Master York appeared. He looked around, and without a word, picked up Cleo and the king.

                “Wait! Do not take them to the healer! The men said she was spying for them, she is a traitor!”I exclaimed.

                “I have suspected such for a long time,” He responded in a grave voice, setting them down. I watched as Master York tore down the nearest tapestry, cut it in to strips with his sword, and wrap them around Cleo’s hand.

                “I will put herbs on it later,” He said. He then moved over to the king. He pressed his thumb against his hand, feeling for a heartbeat.  He looked at me.

                “May he rest in peace,” Master York said.

                   I stared at the kings’ dead body, in shock. The king is dead. The castle has fallen.

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They looked surprised.

“Crystal was supposed to kill you!” The leader said, confused.

Crystal? Crystal is the healers’ name! Before I had time to think about that, he charged. I sidestepped, taking him by surprise, and disarmed him. I hit him on the head with the hilt of my sword, knocking him and one other out. I faced him, ready to knock him out, when I heard someone say my name.

“Johanna!” Cleo called from around the corner. “Come back!” She rounded the corner, and cried out. The remaining man used my distraction to sneak up behind me, and then attacked me. I whirled around, and tore his sword from his hand, flinging it away.

“Ah!” Cleo cried.

I turned around, and the sword was imbedded in her arm.

Cleo passed out, and I screamed.

I have the best hill right in front of my house and it is awesome! There are a couple of trees, but the space between them is big enough for you to sled. When I first started sledding, I was really scared because you could go really fast. It goes down on the sides, so I went on the shorter part. I had a lot of fun, but the snow kept on getting in my face. After I went sledding, I went home and drank a HUGE cup of hot chocolate! Now I go on the highest part of the hill and go down the fastest board I have. The only bad part about the hill is that there is a street right below it, so if you go really fast then you literally fly off of the curb and hurt your bottom REALLY bad! It is a lot of fun so you just instead start laughing.

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For those of you who do not know a meme-as it is commonly known- is a thing on the internet that has reached a lot of people and then became a well known symbol. This is most commonly accomplished on youtube. In this post I will in detail describe a few.

1.Chuck Testa

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• Actual meme: NOPE! Just Chuck Testa with one of his realistic
• Name of Video:Ojai Valley Taxidermy Commercial
• How it Goes: Chuck Testa goes around setting up and hiding behind taxidermized animals, then someone screams “There’s a bear in my bed” etc. and Chuck Testa pops out and says ‘Nope, just Chuck Testa with one of his realistic mounts.’

Thank you for reading this weeks issue of Favorite Memes